Oasis 33

Nude Park

We think,

 Clothing Optional Primitive Private Park is the most fitting description. (we've been called worse).

Resort, Retreat, Country Club, all sound nice, (wonderful if you add nudity) but without wildlife, rattlesnakes, scorpions, dangerous animals including range cattle; seems boring. 

Nudity is better in nature! 

Nature includes inherent risks. 

We have few amenities: restroom, solar shower, pool, and hot tub tank. 

(Hot tank is under repairs, it was run over by a bulldozer). We throw in cell phone coverage and sunshine for free! (We're first to list sunshine and cell service as amenities; that's cutting edge industry advancement=).... Don't get too excited, there's no power here either. 

Self-service nude resort of sorts:

We don't supply anything; your safety is not guaranteed; and you have to bring your own weapons. 

Bring everything you need; towels, bed rolls, shade canopies, and grub. Keep weapons stowed safely out of sight. (See rules page). 

Important note: 

Advanced membership is always required.